Wednesday, December 2, 2015

A Boss, Two Employees, and a Lamp



Image courtesy of iosphere / FreeDigitalPhotos.net


In New York winter, senior manager, a junior manager and their boss took the same taxi to get to their lunch meeting. The boss found an old lamp and rubbed it. Then, out came a genie. The genie said, "I will grant only one wish to the one who holds this lamp." The senior manager grabbed the lamp from his boss and said, "I wish to be in a fast boat in the Bahamas with no worries." Poof! The senior manager disappeared. Quickly, the junior manager snatched the lamp and said, "I wish I am in California with beautiful women, delicious food, and intoxicating booze." And, poof! The junior manager disappeared...

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The boss picked up the lamp and said, "I wish those two idiots come back to work in the office after lunch." 



:-( -> :-| -> :-)
DL
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"Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already
tomorrow in Australia."
--Charles M. Schulz



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