DL's Joke Writing Delight #7

What do you do in a party with a strictly Chuck Taylor shoes dress code?

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Have a Converse-ation. (conversation)



:-) -> X-D

[ wa-ha-ha... ]

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DL

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"He who laughs last ... just didn't get the joke."

--Carroll Bryant

DL's Joke Writing Delight #6

What song do some Arabian leaders dance to?

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"Sheik, Rattle, and Roll" 
(shake)



:-) -> X-D

[ wa-ha-ha... ]

:-( -> :-| -> :-)

DL

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"He who laughs last ... just didn't get the joke."

--Carroll Bryant