tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31682072658159757472024-03-06T15:12:12.652+10:00Ho-ho-wholesome Humor HubIt's where a frown turns upside-down on a fortnightly When's Day...dominicreativehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00171680437749696005noreply@blogger.comBlogger99125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3168207265815975747.post-31012401396980337022018-08-14T11:57:00.001+10:002023-07-17T16:09:29.251+10:00A Letter from the Blog Artist<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">Dear Readers to this Ha-ha-happy blog :-)<br /><br />Thank you for your support to this fun blog.<br /><br /> I will take a blogger's break from the fun sillies I share here. A temporary one though. I'm expecting a book to be born soon. And to prepare for that, I start my "maternity leave" today ;-) But on the bright side, I will be active in other activities related to my book.<br /><br /> What is this book? Have a look at:<br /><br /><a href="http://dominique-liongson.com/">dominique-liongson.com</a><br /><br /> <a href="http://dominicreative.blogspot.com/">dominicreative.blogspot.com</a><br /><br /> <a href="http://facebook.com/punnyridDLer">facebook.com/punnyridDLer</a><br /><br /> Thanks for your patronage. <br /><br /> Warm regards on a cold day,<br /><br />Dominique Liongson<br /><br /><br /><br />:-( -> :-| -> :-)<br />DL<br />----------------------<br />I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.<br />--Woody Allen</span><br />
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dominicreativehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00171680437749696005noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3168207265815975747.post-47850333834833794542018-08-08T16:19:00.002+10:002023-07-17T16:09:29.361+10:00Questing with Questions #8<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="font-size: 12.800000190734863px;"><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;"><i>illustrated by Dominique Liongson</i></span></td></tr>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">Here are some little known facts to feast your minds, my fellow fact junkies! </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">Quite interesting to come up with your own answers to compare it to the articles as linked after each question.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">1) Is the Pied Piper of Hamelin a true story?</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;"><a href="https://curiosity.com/topics/the-pied-piper-isnt-just-a-fairy-tale-curiosity/">Click me and see the answer.</a></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">2) The roadrunner is a real bird</span><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">. True or false?</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;"><a href="https://www.thespruce.com/fun-facts-about-roadrunners-4154996">Click me and see the answer.</a></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">3) The tasmanian devil is a real animal. True or False?</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;"><a href="http://justfunfacts.com/interesting-facts-about-tasmanian-devils/">Click me and see the answer.</a></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">Although the answers may not give you rip roaring belly laughs, at least they may put a smile on your face. </span><br />
<span style="background-color: rgba(255 , 255 , 255 , 0); font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span><span style="background-color: rgba(255 , 255 , 255 , 0); font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;"><span style="background-color: yellow;">P.S. Something old, something new, something borrowed, please send 2! SHARE your jokes and GET a <u>free</u> eBook of 365 Jokesters. VISIT <a href="http://dominique-liongson.com/"><b>dominique-liongson.com</b></a> now!</span></span><span style="background-color: rgba(255 , 255 , 255 , 0); font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;"><br /><br /></span><span style="background-color: rgba(255 , 255 , 255 , 0); font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">:-( -> :-| -> :-)</span><br />
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dominicreativehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00171680437749696005noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3168207265815975747.post-58521742256251714842018-07-26T20:58:00.000+10:002023-07-17T16:09:29.584+10:00Questing with Questions #7<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="font-size: 12.800000190734863px;"><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;"><i>illustrated by Dominique Liongson</i></span></td></tr>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">Here are some little known facts to feast your minds, my fellow fact junkies! </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">Quite interesting to come up with your own answers to compare it to the articles as linked after each question.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">1) Two guys Ben and Jerry of the <i>Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream</i> brand had humble beginnings. Where did they learn to make ice cream?</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;"><a href="https://www.benjerry.com/about-us">https://www.benjerry.com/about-us</a></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">2) Is gelatin from seaweed?</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;"><a href="https://draxe.com/gelatin/">https://draxe.com/gelatin/</a></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;"><a href="https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2015/11/peanuts-real-little-red-haired-girl">https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2015/11/peanuts-real-little-red-haired-girl</a></span><br />
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dominicreativehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00171680437749696005noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3168207265815975747.post-2641274325506090282018-07-11T18:22:00.000+10:002023-07-17T16:09:28.882+10:00Questing with Questions #6<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhYWMYvpttOI-AFZO4NFC-OBHmNUtSb9Fy1DhCDKfMEyfS6_LExMg1qH561VEh-102Dl4GrNN15xeJWfCJ0vTAjoUqHjxSCewDpCu74ifSA4Pgo5KKAAj3gxOmY1eNkM9UICX_VoTBkVeY/s1600/qmark.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" data-original-height="933" data-original-width="495" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhYWMYvpttOI-AFZO4NFC-OBHmNUtSb9Fy1DhCDKfMEyfS6_LExMg1qH561VEh-102Dl4GrNN15xeJWfCJ0vTAjoUqHjxSCewDpCu74ifSA4Pgo5KKAAj3gxOmY1eNkM9UICX_VoTBkVeY/s320/qmark.jpg" width="169" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="font-size: 12.800000190734863px;"><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;"><i>illustrated by Dominique Liongson</i></span></td></tr>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">Here are some little known facts to feast your minds, my fellow fact junkies! </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">Quite interesting to come up with your own answers to compare it to the articles as linked after each question.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">1) Did "doll" come from the word "idol"?</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;"><a href="http://www.thedqtimes.com/pages/castpages/other/Victorian%20Life/victorianlifdollorigin.htm">http://www.thedqtimes.com/pages/castpages/other/Victorian</a> <a href="http://www.dictionary.com/browse/idol?s=t">http://www.dictionary.com/browse/idol?s=t</a></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">2) Is the word "mushroom" come from "mush" and "room"?</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;"><a href="http://www.dictionary.com/browse/mushroom?s=t">http://www.dictionary.com/browse/mushroom?s=t</a></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">3) How different is a knapsack from a backpack</span><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">?</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">Although the answers may not give you rip roaring belly laughs, at least they may put a smile on your face. </span><br />
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dominicreativehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00171680437749696005noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3168207265815975747.post-66659393034364258522018-06-27T18:23:00.000+10:002023-07-17T16:09:29.694+10:00Questing with Questions #5<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhYWMYvpttOI-AFZO4NFC-OBHmNUtSb9Fy1DhCDKfMEyfS6_LExMg1qH561VEh-102Dl4GrNN15xeJWfCJ0vTAjoUqHjxSCewDpCu74ifSA4Pgo5KKAAj3gxOmY1eNkM9UICX_VoTBkVeY/s1600/qmark.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" data-original-height="933" data-original-width="495" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhYWMYvpttOI-AFZO4NFC-OBHmNUtSb9Fy1DhCDKfMEyfS6_LExMg1qH561VEh-102Dl4GrNN15xeJWfCJ0vTAjoUqHjxSCewDpCu74ifSA4Pgo5KKAAj3gxOmY1eNkM9UICX_VoTBkVeY/s320/qmark.jpg" width="169" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="font-size: 12.800000190734863px;"><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;"><i>illustrated by Dominique Liongson</i></span></td></tr>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">Here are some little known facts to feast your minds, my fellow fact junkies! </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">Quite interesting to come up with your own answers to compare it to the articles as linked after each question.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">1) What is love in tennis? </span><br />
<span style="color: #0000ee; font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;"><u><a href="https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/explore/origin-of-love-in-tennis">https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/explore/origin-of-love-in-tennis</a></u></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">2) Is spoonerism related to spoons?</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">3) Who is Uncle Sam from the "I WANT YOU FOR U.S. ARMY" poster</span><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">?</span><br />
<span style="color: #0000ee; font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;"><u><a href="https://www.britannica.com/topic/Uncle-Sam">https://www.britannica.com/topic/Uncle-Sam</a></u></span><br />
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dominicreativehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00171680437749696005noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3168207265815975747.post-49572920480720436252018-06-13T10:47:00.000+10:002023-07-17T16:09:29.476+10:00Questing with Questions #4<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="font-size: 12.800000190734863px;"><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;"><i>illustrated by Dominique Liongson</i></span></td></tr>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">Quite interesting to come up with your own answers to compare it to the articles as linked after each question.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">1) JM Barrie gave his copyright of "Peter Pan" to the Great Osmond Street Hospital (GOSH). What is the reason why the GOSH doesn't reveal how much of its royalties has been received? </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;"><a href="https://www.gosh.org/about-us/peter-pan/faqs">https://www.gosh.org/about-us/peter-pan/faqs</a></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">2) What was Kotex sanitary pad used for before it became a popular product for feminine personal hygiene?</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;"><a href="https://www.smithsonianmag.com/innovation/surprising-origins-kotex-pads-180964466/">https://www.smithsonianmag.com/innovation/surprising-origins-kotex-pads-180964466/</a></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">3) Is it Manilla paper or <i>Manila</i> </span><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">paper?</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;"><a href="http://justinsamazingworldatfennerpaper.blogspot.com/2015/08/what-is-manila-or-is-it-manilla.html">http://justinsamazingworldatfennerpaper.blogspot.com/2015/08/what-is-manila-or-is-it-manilla.html</a></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">Although the answers may not give you rip roaring belly laughs, at least they may put a smile on your face. </span><br />
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dominicreativehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00171680437749696005noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3168207265815975747.post-14857827460603286182018-05-30T15:24:00.000+10:002023-07-17T16:09:29.140+10:00Questing with Questions #3<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;"><i>illustrated by Dominique Liongson</i></span></td></tr>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">Here are some little known facts to feast your minds, my fellow fact junkies! </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">Quite interesting to come up with your own answers to compare it to the articles as linked after each question.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">1) In the 1920's, what was the original purpose of Kleenex facial tissues?</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;"><a href="https://www.kleenex.com.au/our-story/">https://www.kleenex.com.au/our-story/</a></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">2) Quaker Oats was the first packed food product that included a recipe on its packaging. What was the first recipe about?</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;"><a href="http://www.quakeroats.com/oats-do-more/why-oats/company-of-firsts">http://www.quakeroats.com/oats-do-more/why-oats/company-of-firsts</a></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">3) Did the invention of <u>Post-It notes'</u> </span><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">glue</span><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;"> </span><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">start as a mistake? Why?</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;"><a href="https://www.post-it.com/3M/en_US/post-it/contact-us/about-us/">https://www.post-it.com/3M/en_US/post-it/contact-us/about-us/</a></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">Although the answers may not give you rip roaring belly laughs, at least they may put a smile on your face. </span><br />
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dominicreativehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00171680437749696005noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3168207265815975747.post-9732082645440178212018-05-16T18:45:00.000+10:002023-07-17T16:09:29.028+10:00Questing with Questions #2<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;"><i>illustrated by Dominique Liongson</i></span></td></tr>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">Quite interesting to come up with your own answers to compare it to the articles as linked after each question.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">1) How did the money box become a piggy bank?</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;"><a href="https://www.businessinsider.com.au/revealed-the-true-origin-of-the-piggy-bank-2012-6?r=US&IR=T">https://www.businessinsider.com.au/revealed-the-true-origin-of-the-piggy-bank-2012-6?r=US&IR=T</a></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">2) Did Jerusalem Artichokes come from Jerusalem?</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;"><a href="https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/glossary/jerusalem-artichoke">https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/glossary/jerusalem-artichoke</a></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">3) Did "May the Fourth Be with You" of Star Wars originate from "May the 4th be with you, Maggie" addressed to Margaret Thatcher?</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;"><a href="https://nationaldaycalendar.com/days-2/national-star-wars-day-may-4/">https://nationaldaycalendar.com/days-2/national-star-wars-day-may-4/</a></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">Although the answers may not give you rip roaring belly laughs, at least they may put a smile on your face.</span><br />
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<br />dominicreativehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00171680437749696005noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3168207265815975747.post-86760766784499284752018-04-25T16:14:00.000+10:002023-07-17T16:09:29.801+10:00Questing with Questions #1<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">* Ugly Duckling: </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">Were there witnesses who saw how Humpty fell? </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">(Maybe a baby chick hatched from him and walked away.)</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">How many were there who <i>left</i> St. Ives?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">a.)Since it doesn't take a rocket scientist to know it is wrong to put a baby and cradle on the treetop, what is the point?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">b.)Why put horror ideas into babies with this lullaby?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">a.)Did anyone wonder if Queen Elsa finally added furniture to her ice castle?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">b.)I didn't see a bed in the ice castle. Does she sleep standing up? </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">(Rowan Atkinson's character --in Rat Race movie-- did.)</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">It must be interesting to get answers to these questions. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">May I know yours? </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;"><i>(You are welcome to write them at the CONTACT FORM to the right column of this blog. Please begin your message with <span style="color: red;">QWQ #1</span>)</i></span><br />
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dominicreativehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00171680437749696005noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3168207265815975747.post-31776526647956384962017-05-31T16:39:00.000+10:002017-07-05T14:54:00.588+10:00DL's Joke Writing Delight #10<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">Why did the fool give a box of <a href="https://www.tictac.com.au/en/">Tic Tacs</a> to the cashier?</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">"He who laughs last ... just didn't get the joke."</span></div>
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<i style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">--Carroll Bryant</span></b></i><br />
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<br />dominicreativehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00171680437749696005noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3168207265815975747.post-39412334772622527252017-05-17T18:34:00.000+10:002017-05-17T18:34:49.745+10:00DL's Joke Writing Delight #9<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">What fattens a teenager?</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">Drinking too much Oval-teen. (Ovaltine)</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">"He who laughs last ... just didn't get the joke."</span></div>
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<i style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">--Carroll Bryant</span></b></i><br />
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dominicreativehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00171680437749696005noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3168207265815975747.post-57595258838090842852017-05-03T16:25:00.002+10:002017-05-03T16:25:54.143+10:00DL's Joke Writing Delight #8<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">How does Walt Disney print his name?</span><br />
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<i style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">--Carroll Bryant</span></b></i><br />
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dominicreativehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00171680437749696005noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3168207265815975747.post-6365276453831756522017-04-05T15:18:00.000+10:002017-04-05T15:18:16.596+10:00DL's Joke Writing Delight #6<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">What song do some Arabian leaders dance to?</span><br />
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dominicreativehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00171680437749696005noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3168207265815975747.post-49717163558392120542017-02-22T14:18:00.000+10:002017-03-08T15:12:20.604+10:00DL's Joke Writing Delight #3<br />
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<i style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">--Carroll Bryant</span></b></i><br />
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dominicreativehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00171680437749696005noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3168207265815975747.post-46125064428881464882017-01-25T14:51:00.000+10:002017-03-08T15:12:02.982+10:00DL's Joke Writing Delight #1<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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dominicreativehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00171680437749696005noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3168207265815975747.post-940257375826507932017-01-11T19:10:00.000+10:002017-01-11T19:10:30.951+10:00Silly Old Koala<br />
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dominicreativehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00171680437749696005noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3168207265815975747.post-60772911111529642532016-12-28T10:42:00.000+10:002016-12-28T10:42:35.586+10:00Two Chihuahuas...<br />
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dominicreativehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00171680437749696005noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3168207265815975747.post-49907268693596123552016-11-30T15:46:00.000+10:002016-11-30T15:54:47.263+10:00Haiku Collection -- old jokes with a haiku twist crafted by D. Liongson ;-)<br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">I modem; shear not. </span><br />
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dominicreativehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00171680437749696005noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3168207265815975747.post-30107471426694975252016-11-18T10:14:00.000+10:002016-11-18T10:14:57.240+10:00 The Modern Little Red Hen<br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">A modern day little red hen may not sound like or appear to be a quotable authority
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<span style="font-family: "arialmt";"><span style="color: blue; font-size: large;">About a year ago I imposed a little poetry on you. It was called "The Incredible
Bread Machine" and made a lot of sense with reference to matters economic. You
didn't object too much so having gotten away with it once I'm going to try again. This
is a little treatise on basic economics called "The Modern Little Red Hen."
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<span style="font-family: "arialmt";"><span style="color: blue; font-size: large;">Once upon a time there was a little red hen who scratched about the barnyard until
she uncovered some grains of wheat. She called her neighbors and said "If we plant
this wheat, we shall have bread to eat. Who will help me plant it?"
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<span style="font-family: "arialmt";"><span style="color: blue; font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">"Not I," said the duck. </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arialmt";"><span style="color: blue; font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">"Not I," said the pig. </span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "arialmt";"><span style="color: blue; font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">"Then I will," said the little red hen. And she did. The wheat grew tall and ripened
into golden grain. </span></span><span style="color: blue; font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">"Who will help me reap my wheat?" asked the little red hen. </span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">"Not I," said the duck.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue; font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">"Out of my classification," said the pig.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue; font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">"I'd lose my seniority," said the cow.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue; font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">"I'd lose my unemployment compensation," said the goose.</span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">"Then I will," said the little red hen, and she did. </span><span style="color: blue; font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">At last the time came to bake the bread. "Who will help me bake bread?" asked the
little red hen.</span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">"That would be overtime for me," said the cow.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue; font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">"I'd lose my welfare benefits," said the duck.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue; font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">"I'm a dropout and never learned how," said the pig.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue; font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">"If I'm to be the only helper, that's discrimination," said the goose.</span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">"Then I will," said the little red hen. </span><span style="color: blue; font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">She baked five loaves and held them up for the neighbors to see. </span><span style="color: blue; font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">They all wanted some and, in fact, demanded a share. But the little red hen said,
"No, I can eat the five loaves myself."</span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">"Excess profits," cried the cow.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue; font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">"Capitalist leech," screamed the duck.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue; font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">"I demand equal rights," yelled the goose.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue; font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">And the pig just grunted.</span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">And they painted "unfair" picket signs and marched round and around the little red
hen shouting obscenities. </span><span style="color: blue; font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">When the government agent came, he said to the little red hen, "You must not be
greedy." </span><span style="color: blue; font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">"But I earned the bread," said the little red hen.</span><span style="color: blue; font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">"Exactly," said the agent. "That's the wonderful free </span><span style="color: blue; font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">enterprise system. Anyone in
the barnyard can earn as much as he wants. But under our modern government
regulations productive workers must divide their products with the idle."</span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">And they lived happily ever after, including the little red hen, who smiled and
clucked, "I am grateful, I am grateful." </span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">But her neighbors wondered why she never
again baked any</span><span style="color: blue; font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">more bread. </span><br />
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<span style="color: red; font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">To listen to the recording, click this YouTube link:</span><br />
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<i style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b><span style="color: orange; font-size: large;"><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQAwdEdAT3Y">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQAwdEdAT3Y</a></span></b></i><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">"Take a tip from nature-- your ears are not made to shut, but your mouth is!"</span><b style="color: blue; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><i><span style="font-size: large;">--John Mason (from the book "Fall Seven Times, Stand Up Eight: How to Succeed No Matter What!"</span><span style="font-size: large;">)</span></i></b><br />
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<span style="font-family: ArialMT;"><span style="color: blue; font-size: large;">In a fast food restaurant, there was a man with an ostrich who comes for lunch
daily. The man always pay the full amount each day. This made him memorable to
the staff because they always don't need to give him change. And oddly, they
noticed the ostrich was always with him.
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<span style="font-family: ArialMT;"><span style="color: blue; font-size: large;">One day, the manager spoke to him. He said, "It is rather unusual that you come
here and pay the exact amount to your order, plus you are accompanied by an
ostrich everyday. If you don't mind me asking, why is that?" </span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: ArialMT;"><span style="color: blue; font-size: large;">The man replied, "It
happened that I rubbed the lamp, and out came a genie. The genie said he can
only grant me two wishes. My first wish was that my wallet will always supply me
with the exact amount of money to pay for anything..."
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<span style="color: orange; font-size: large;"><b><span style="font-family: Arial; font-style: italic;">(Silly old genie</span><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-family: ArialMT;">)</span></span></b></span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">"Take a tip from nature-- your ears are not made to shut, but your mouth is!"</span><b style="color: blue; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><i><span style="font-size: large;">--John Mason (from the book "Fall Seven Times, Stand Up Eight: How to Succeed No Matter What!"</span><span style="font-size: large;">)</span></i></b><br />
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