Flatulence Funnies

illustrated by Dominique Liongson

Joke #1

Q: Why does fart have smell?
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A: So that deaf people can enjoy them.
(Thanks for sharing, JR.)

Joke #2

Q: What did the sanitary pad say to the fart?

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A: You are the wind beneath my wings.

(Thanks for sharing, BC.) 

Joke #3

I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud,so I timed my gas with the beat of the music. After a couple of songs, I started to feel better...
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I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me.... Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

(Thanks for sharing, AS and FS.)

:-( -> :-| -> :-)
DL
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