Wednesday, December 30, 2015

Doggie Quotes


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When a dog runs at you, whistle for him.
— Henry David Thoreau

Who knew that dog saliva can mend a broken heart?
— Jennifer Neal

The dog was created especially for children. He is the god of frolic.
— Henry Ward Beecher

I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven’t got the guts to bite people themselves.
— August Strindberg

You can’t surprise a man with a dog.
— Cindy Chupack

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo (dog food) is up to 99 cents a can. That’s almost $7.00 in dog money.
— Joe Weinstein

We could have bought a small yacht with what we spent on our dog an dall the things he destroyed. Then again, how many yachts wait by the door all day for your return?
— John Grogan

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
— Rita Rudner

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DL
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"Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia."
--Charles M. Schulz


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