Funny Pick Up Lines (from assorted sources)

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BOY: Miss, are you a keyboard?
GIRL: Why?
BOY: Because you are my type. 

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BOY: Are you religious?
GIRL: Yes.
BOY: Good, because I am the answer to your prayers. 

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BOY: Miss, you are like El Nino.
GIRL: Why?
BOY: Because you are so hot! 

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BOY: Miss, are you glue?
GIRL: No. Why?
BOY: Coz you stick to my heart. 

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BOY: What does ILY mean?
GIRL: "I Love You"
BOY: I love you too. 

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BOY: Miss, you're like a cigarette vendor.
GIRL: Huh? How come?
BOY: Coz you give me HOPE and MORE. 

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If I can rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. 



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DL
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