Haiku Collection -- old jokes with a haiku twist crafted by D. Liongson ;-)

What is a wok? 
It's...What you thWow at a Wabbit 
When theW's no Wifle.
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What's a modem? It's...
To do to dem grass when tall 
I modem; shear not. 
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What's an aardvark? It's... 
Vat you need to succeed in 
SVeden, dear Vorker. 
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What's an ethernet?
It's what you use to catch the
Etherbunny with. 
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Say, what's a hindu?
A hin lays iggs in a barn. 
(That's what a hin du.) 



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DL
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"Take a tip from nature-- your ears are not made to shut, but your mouth is!"--John Mason (from the book "Fall Seven Times, Stand Up Eight: How to Succeed No Matter What!")