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It was a hot day, and an old lady wanted to drink some ice cold lemonade. To get this chilled drink, she approached the refrigerator.
She opened it, and found a live rabbit inside. She screamed and then asked, "What are you doing inside my fridge?" The rabbit answered, "This is a Westinghouse, isn't it?" And she replied, "Why, yes it is."
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And the rabbit said, "Well, I'm westing."
(Um, a "Westinghouse" is a fridge brand, and not a "resting house," dahlin.)
:-( -> :-| -> :-)
DL
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"Take a tip from nature-- your ears are not made to shut, but your mouth is!" --John Mason (from the book "Fall Seven Times, Stand Up Eight: How to Succeed No Matter What!")
DL
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"Take a tip from nature-- your ears are not made to shut, but your mouth is!" --John Mason (from the book "Fall Seven Times, Stand Up Eight: How to Succeed No Matter What!")
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