The airplane, the priest, and the lion...

illustrated by Dominique Liongson

This joke has an airplane, a priest, and a lion. And this is how it goes…

Since the airplane in the sky ran out of fuel, everyone had to jump off the crashing plane. The priest, who hopped off, saw he was going to land next to a lion. Wishing for a compassionate lion to spare his life, the priest prayed, "Lord, please grant the lion a christian heart."

You know what the lion did? 

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The lion puts his hands together and said, "Bless us, O Lord. And these your gifts, which we are about to receive from your bounty…"

(The lion prayed before he ate you-know-who.) ;-)



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DL
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"God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot
change, the courage to change the things I can, the wisdom
to know the difference... and the sense of humor when I don't know the difference."
--Joel Goodman adding to Reinhold Niebuhr

"What" Jokes

illustrated by Dominique Liongson

Here are some of my What-jokes that I picked up from assorted sources…

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Q: What's a modem?
A: It is what you do to Dem grass when they grow too tall. 
(I don't cut the grass, I modem. :-)

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Q: What's an aardvark?
A: It is Vat you need a lot of to succeed in SVeden. 
(Hard work, huh? :-)

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Q: What's an ethernet?
A: It is what you use to catch the etherbunny with. 
(During ether-egg hunts too? :-)

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Q: What's a wok?
A: It is what you thWow at a Wabbit when there is no Wifle.
(You wok my world! :-)

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Q: What's a Hindu?
A: A hin lays iggs. 
(That's what a hen do. :-) 



:-( -> :-| -> :-)
DL
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"God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, the wisdom to know the difference... and the sense of humor when I don't know the difference."
--Joel Goodman adding to Reinhold Niebuhr