The airplane, the priest, and the lion...

illustrated by Dominique Liongson

This joke has an airplane, a priest, and a lion. And this is how it goes…

Since the airplane in the sky ran out of fuel, everyone had to jump off the crashing plane. The priest, who hopped off, saw he was going to land next to a lion. Wishing for a compassionate lion to spare his life, the priest prayed, "Lord, please grant the lion a christian heart."

You know what the lion did? 

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The lion puts his hands together and said, "Bless us, O Lord. And these your gifts, which we are about to receive from your bounty…"

(The lion prayed before he ate you-know-who.) ;-)



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DL
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"God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot
change, the courage to change the things I can, the wisdom
to know the difference... and the sense of humor when I don't know the difference."
--Joel Goodman adding to Reinhold Niebuhr