"What" Jokes

illustrated by Dominique Liongson

Here are some of my What-jokes that I picked up from assorted sources…

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Q: What's a modem?
A: It is what you do to Dem grass when they grow too tall. 
(I don't cut the grass, I modem. :-)

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Q: What's an aardvark?
A: It is Vat you need a lot of to succeed in SVeden. 
(Hard work, huh? :-)

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Q: What's an ethernet?
A: It is what you use to catch the etherbunny with. 
(During ether-egg hunts too? :-)

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Q: What's a wok?
A: It is what you thWow at a Wabbit when there is no Wifle.
(You wok my world! :-)

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Q: What's a Hindu?
A: A hin lays iggs. 
(That's what a hen do. :-) 



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DL
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"God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, the wisdom to know the difference... and the sense of humor when I don't know the difference."
--Joel Goodman adding to Reinhold Niebuhr