DL's Joke Writing Delight #10

Why did the fool give a box of Tic Tacs to the cashier?

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Because he's sending his pay-mints.


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"He who laughs last ... just didn't get the joke."

--Carroll Bryant

DL's Joke Writing Delight #9

What fattens a teenager?

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Drinking too much Oval-teen. (Ovaltine)



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"He who laughs last ... just didn't get the joke."

--Carroll Bryant

DL's Joke Writing Delight #8

How does Walt Disney print his name?

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With a D-sign. (design)



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"He who laughs last ... just didn't get the joke."

--Carroll Bryant

DL's Joke Writing Delight #7

What do you do in a party with a strictly Chuck Taylor shoes dress code?

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Have a Converse-ation. (conversation)



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DL

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"He who laughs last ... just didn't get the joke."

--Carroll Bryant

DL's Joke Writing Delight #6

What song do some Arabian leaders dance to?

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"Sheik, Rattle, and Roll" 
(shake)



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DL

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"He who laughs last ... just didn't get the joke."

--Carroll Bryant

DL's Joke Writing Delight #5

What's a stitched knee in Japan?

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It's a sewn-knee. (Sony)

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DL

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"He who laughs last ... just didn't get the joke."

--Carroll Bryant

DL's Joke Writing Delight #4

Which ruler was a famous pork eater obsessed with a pair of war machines? 

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Pharaoh Two-tank-ham-man (Tutankhamun)

Image courtesy of Stuart Miles / FreeDigitalPhotos.net  

                     

Image courtesy of KEKO64 / FreeDigitalPhotos.net

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DL

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"He who laughs last ... just didn't get the joke."

--Carroll Bryant

DL's Joke Writing Delight #3

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Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger work for pest control?

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--Because he's an ex-Terminator.


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DL

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"He who laughs last ... just didn't get the joke."
--Carroll Bryant

DL's Joke Writing Delight #2

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Why did Elmer Fudd bring a dictionary to the garden?

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--Because he wanted to impwoov on his weeding.



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DL

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"He who laughs last ... just didn't get the joke."
--Carroll Bryant

DL's Joke Writing Delight #1

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If your body is the world map, where can you find Mickey Mouse?

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--In This-Knee-Land.

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"He who laughs last ... just didn't get the joke."

--Carroll Bryant

Silly Old Koala

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A koala walked in a bar and ordered a sandwich. He sat down and ate the sandwich. After he ate, he got his gun and shot the bar pianist. Then, the koala walked away. The bartender told him, "Hold it right there. You came into my bar, ate my sandwich, and shot my pianist. You can't leave just like that." The koala replied, "Relax. I'm a koala. Look it up in the dictionary."

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Feeling frustrated, the bartender searched for his dictionary behind the bar. He found it, and looked up the word "koala."
The dictionary stated: "n. a marsupial who eats shoots and leaves."

(Um, that Koala "eats" alright. But, "shoots" are parts of a plant that he eats, and not what someone does with a gun. "Leaves" were that ones from a plant to be eaten, and not meaning to walk out from somewhere. Silly old Koala...) 



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DL
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“He who laughs last ... just didn't get the joke.”
--Carroll Bryant