Silly Old Koala

Image courtesy of Stuart Miles / FreeDigitalPhotos.net

A koala walked in a bar and ordered a sandwich. He sat down and ate the sandwich. After he ate, he got his gun and shot the bar pianist. Then, the koala walked away. The bartender told him, "Hold it right there. You came into my bar, ate my sandwich, and shot my pianist. You can't leave just like that." The koala replied, "Relax. I'm a koala. Look it up in the dictionary."

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Feeling frustrated, the bartender searched for his dictionary behind the bar. He found it, and looked up the word "koala."
The dictionary stated: "n. a marsupial who eats shoots and leaves."

(Um, that Koala "eats" alright. But, "shoots" are parts of a plant that he eats, and not what someone does with a gun. "Leaves" were that ones from a plant to be eaten, and not meaning to walk out from somewhere. Silly old Koala...) 



:-( -> :-| -> :-)
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