Two Chihuahuas...

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Two chihuahuas were on a date. The male chihuahua said, "Sweetheart, are you in the mood for a wee-wee-choo?" The female chihuahua replied, "No I'm not." And he said, "C'mon, let's wee-wee-choo." And she said, "I don't like." He said, "Please, please, please!" So that he would finally stop asking, she said, "Fine, okay, let's wee-wee-choo!"

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Wee-wee-choo a merry Christmas, Wee-wee-choo a merry Christmas, Wee-wee-choo a merry Christmas, and a happy new year. Glad tidings we bring to you and your kin. Glad tidings for Christmas and a happy new year! 


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DL

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"Take a tip from nature-- your ears are not made to shut, but your mouth is!" --John Mason (from the book "Fall Seven Times, Stand Up Eight: How to Succeed No Matter What!")

The Old Lady, the Fridge, and the Rabbit

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It was a hot day, and an old lady wanted to drink some ice cold lemonade. To get this chilled drink, she approached the refrigerator. 

She opened it, and found a live rabbit inside. She  screamed and then asked, "What are you doing inside my fridge?" The rabbit answered, "This is a Westinghouse, isn't it?" And she replied, "Why, yes it is." 

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And the rabbit said, "Well, I'm westing." 

(Um, a "Westinghouse" is a fridge brand, and not a "resting house," dahlin.) 

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DL
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"Take a tip from nature-- your ears are not made to shut, but your mouth is!" --John Mason (from the book "Fall Seven Times, Stand Up Eight: How to Succeed No Matter What!")