The Funeral Procession

Walking on the street were a lot of men, a coffin, and a dog. One male tourist asked the man leading the funeral, "Sir, who passed away?" The man answered, "My mother-in-law. My dog attacked her." The same tourist asked, "May I borrow your dog?"

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The man answered, "Sure. But you will have queue in line and wait like everybody else."

Ohhhhhhh-kaaaaaaaaay... 

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DL
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"Take a tip from nature-- your ears are not made to shut, but your mouth is!"--John Mason (from the book "Fall Seven Times, Stand Up Eight: How to Succeed No Matter What!")