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Q: Why did the first koala fall off a tree?
A: It was dead.
Q: Why did the second koala fall off a tree?
A: It was playing follow the leader.
Q: Why did the third koala fall off a tree?
A: It was stapled to the second koala.
Q: Why did the fourth koala fall of a tree?
A: It bumped a fridge.
Q: How did the kangaroo die?
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A: The four koalas and the fridge bumped the kangaroo.
:-( -> :-| -> :-)
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"Take a tip from nature-- your ears are not made to shut, but your mouth is!"--John Mason (from the book "Fall Seven Times, Stand Up Eight: How to Succeed No Matter What!")
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