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| illustrated by Dominique Liongson |
Recalled from a newspaper cartoon:
(Scene: A house having a garage sale as seen by the turtle and the squirrel.)
Squirrel: What's going on in that house?
Turtle: They are having a garage sale.
S: Who would want to buy a garage?
T: That's not it. They sell things inside the garage.
S: You mean they sell cars?
T: No. They sell things they don't need anymore.
S: You mean they sell old people? (and he talks to a raccoon.) Hey, Raccoon, they are selling old people in a garage sale. Aren't they mean?
T: (frustrated about the squirrel who didn't get it) Gnng-gnng-gnng.....
(Scene: A house having a garage sale as seen by the turtle and the squirrel.)
Squirrel: What's going on in that house?
Turtle: They are having a garage sale.
S: Who would want to buy a garage?
T: That's not it. They sell things inside the garage.
S: You mean they sell cars?
T: No. They sell things they don't need anymore.
S: You mean they sell old people? (and he talks to a raccoon.) Hey, Raccoon, they are selling old people in a garage sale. Aren't they mean?
T: (frustrated about the squirrel who didn't get it) Gnng-gnng-gnng.....
Silly old squirrel!
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DL
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"Take a tip from nature-- your ears are not made to shut, but your mouth is!" --John Mason (from the book "Fall Seven Times, Stand Up Eight: How to Succeed No Matter What")
:-( -> :-| -> :-)
DL
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"Take a tip from nature-- your ears are not made to shut, but your mouth is!" --John Mason (from the book "Fall Seven Times, Stand Up Eight: How to Succeed No Matter What")
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