Wednesday, June 1, 2016

After Church One Sunday

Image courtesy of Salvatore Vuono / FreeDigitalPhotos.net



After church one Sunday morning,


Mother said, "The choir was terrible; the singers sang out of tune."


Father said, "The sermon was longer than I expected it to be."

And their 8-year-old Daughter said...

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"I am not complaining. I admit it is a pretty good show for a dollar."

(Um, the dollar was a donation. It was not the admission fee for a show, dahlin.)



:-( -> :-| -> :-)
DL
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"Take a tip from nature-- your ears are not made to shut, but your mouth is!" --John Mason (from the book "Fall Seven Times, Stand Up Eight: How to Succeed No Matter What")





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