Mother and Daughter...

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Dear Mom,

$chool is really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can’t think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can just $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.

Love,

$u$an

P.$. Thank$ for $ending the $weater.

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Dear Susan, 

I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh. 

Love, 

Mom 

P.S. Thanks for your NOte!! 

URL: http://mnxian.tumblr.com/post/373024855 



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"Take a tip from nature-- your ears are not made to shut, but your mouth is!" --John Mason (from the book "Fall Seven Times, Stand Up Eight: How to Succeed No Matter What")

The Loan Officer and the Frog

illustrated by Dominique Liongson 

                             

There was a new Loan Officer named Ms Patty Whack. She was serving a frog who wanted a loan. The frog said, "I am a son of Mick Jagger. I want to give you this as my collateral for the loan." He handed over the plastic object to Ms Whack. Unknowing what to do, she took hold of his collateral and consulted her boss. After telling her boss about the matter, he replied:
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"It's a knick-knack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

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DL
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"Take a tip from nature-- your ears are not made to shut, but your mouth is!" --John Mason (from the book "Fall Seven Times, Stand Up Eight: How to Succeed No Matter What")