Adam and Eve funnies

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(Words from a little boy interviewed by Art Linkletter...)
ADAM'S PUNISHMENT AFTER EATING THE FORBIDDEN FRUIT: "God told him to sit down and write the Bible."
EVE'S PUNISHMENT AFTER EATING THE FORBIDDEN FRUIT: "She became a housewife."

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EVE TO ADAM: "Do you love me?"
ADAM TO EVE: "Do I have a choice?"

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(Scene: Eve adds a new pair of shoes to her shoe collection.)
ADAM: "But, Eve, you don't have clothes yet."

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(Scene: Adam and Eve eating the forbidden fruit next to a tree with hidden loudspeakers plugged to a hidden microphone used by a hidden beaver.)
VOICE: "Eating from my tree, hey? Get out of my garden! And take your beaver traps with you."

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After eating the forbidden fruit, Adam felt ashamed of his nakedness. He covered himself with a fig leaf.
Eve too felt ashamed. She covered herself with a fig leaf. Then she tried on a mango leaf, then an orange leaf, then a papaya leaf... 



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