Genie in a bottle...

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A man found a bottle with a cork. He opened the bottle and out came a genie. The genie said, "I will grant you only one wish. And, no more wishing for more wishes." The man had to think of a wish that would supply him for a lifetime. So he was able to think of a wish, and said, "I wish I have the Midas' touch." 

From that time forward... 

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...everything the man touches turns into a muffler.

(The man wanted the greek mythology Midas' touch: the touch that turns anything into gold. The genie was thinking of the Midas shop that sells mufflers. Silly old genie!) 



:-( -> :-| -> :-)
DL 
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