Congratulations...

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Jordan was promoted as manager of her department. Her boss wanted to celebrate with a cake. The boss called the cake shop to order a cake with a dedication printed on it. The clerk at the cake shop told him, "Sir, before we print on the cake, we would like to know the following: Greeting; Celebrant's name; and if the celebrant is male or female." The boss said, "Congratulations. Oh, and Jordan is a woman." The cake arrived and they opened its box. 

Do you know what was printed on the cake?

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"Congratulations, Jordan is a woman!"

(Was she something else before that?) ;-)



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DL 
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“Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.”
--Charles M. Schulz

Adam and Eve funnies

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(Words from a little boy interviewed by Art Linkletter...)
ADAM'S PUNISHMENT AFTER EATING THE FORBIDDEN FRUIT: "God told him to sit down and write the Bible."
EVE'S PUNISHMENT AFTER EATING THE FORBIDDEN FRUIT: "She became a housewife."

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EVE TO ADAM: "Do you love me?"
ADAM TO EVE: "Do I have a choice?"

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(Scene: Eve adds a new pair of shoes to her shoe collection.)
ADAM: "But, Eve, you don't have clothes yet."

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(Scene: Adam and Eve eating the forbidden fruit next to a tree with hidden loudspeakers plugged to a hidden microphone used by a hidden beaver.)
VOICE: "Eating from my tree, hey? Get out of my garden! And take your beaver traps with you."

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After eating the forbidden fruit, Adam felt ashamed of his nakedness. He covered himself with a fig leaf.
Eve too felt ashamed. She covered herself with a fig leaf. Then she tried on a mango leaf, then an orange leaf, then a papaya leaf... 



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DL 
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“Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.”
--Charles M. Schulz