Jump-off-the-building joke...

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What is the difference between one jumping from the tenth (10th) floor and one from the second (2nd) floor?

From the 10th floor: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.. Splat!
From the 2nd floor: Splat! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah..

(Ouch!)

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How about jumping of the building from the one hundredth (100th) floor?

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.. Gasp! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.. Gasp! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah..

(That's a lot of gasps for air till you reach the ground!) 



:-( -> :-| -> :-)

DL 

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"God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, the wisdom to know the difference... and the sense of humor when I don't know the difference."

--Joel Goodman adding to Reinhold Niebuhr