Mark 17

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It happened one day at church. Before the end of the Sunday Mass, the priest said, "I have a special sermon next week. It would help if all of you read your Bible, the Gospel of Mark chapter 17."

A week has passed. At sermon time, the priest said, "Before I begin my sermon, I would like to see a raise of hands of those who read Mark 17." A majority of the parishioners raised their hands...

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With a smile, the priest said, "If you have read your Bible, you will see that Mark only has 16 chapters. Now I begin the sermon about the sin of lying." 

(Whoops!) 


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"God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, the wisdom to know the difference... and the sense of humor when I don't know the difference."

--Joel Goodman adding to Reinhold Niebuhr

What is that?

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Out from a pub, two drunken men walked together. They happen to see some brown stuff floating on the street canal. The first guy said, "See that? That is poop." The second guy said, "I don't think so, that is cake." They both argued and disagreed with each other. Then finally the first guy came up with an idea, "Fair enough, let's taste it. Then, we will find out who's right."

After the taste test, do you know what happened?

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The second guy said, "It tastes like poop. Gee, you're right-- it is poop. Good thing we didn't step on it." 

(Eeew!)



:-( -> :-| -> :-)
DL 
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"God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, the wisdom to know the difference... and the sense of humor when I don't know the difference."

--Joel Goodman adding to Reinhold Niebuhr