“Watch it! Jesus is watching you!”

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It happened one black night that had long hours of power failure. There was house whose residents were out of town. At a cunning sense of timing, a burglar broke in this quiet home. Upon entering, he heard a cryptic voice saying, "Watch it! Jesus is watching you!" The thief felt nervous but proceeded to bag the prized elegant silverware. Again he heard out of nowhere, "Watch it! Jesus is watching you!" Trembling, the robber rushed to the state of the art laptop computer. Upon looting the laptop, he heard another "Watch it! Jesus is watching you!" Even when his heart was pounding more and more, he decided to find out where that voice is coming from. With his handy flashlight, he searched and searched. Then, he found a clever parrot saying, "Watch it! Jesus is watching you!" The puzzled burglar asked, "Why are you telling me this?" The parrot replied, "I just wanted to warn you." He asked, "What's your name?" The parrot answered, "Moses." The thief wondered and said, "What fool would name a bird 'Moses'?"

You know what the parrot said?

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"The same fool who named the dog 'Jesus'." 

(Woof!)



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DL 
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"God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, the wisdom to know the difference... and the sense of humor when I don't know the difference."
--Joel Goodman adding to Reinhold Niebuhr

Archaeological findings...

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Image courtesy of Vlado / FreeDigitalPhotos.net

Image courtesy of Vlado / FreeDigitalPhotos.net

An archaeological excavation was made in Russia. They have been digging for 100 meters deep. They found bits and pieces of copper wires. A Russian archaeologist concluded: "1,000 years ago, copper-wired telephone technology existed in Russia."

In the United States, archaeological excavation was also made. They dug 300 meters deep and found bits and pieces of fiber optics. According to an American archaeologist: "3,000 years ago, digital telephone technology existed in America."

In the Philippines, another archaeological excavation was made, too. They dug 500 meters deep and found nothing. A Filipino archaeologist reported: 

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"5,000 years ago, cellular phone technology existed in the Philippines."

(If you can't find wires, it's gotta be wireless.) 



:-( -> :-| -> :-)
DL 
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"God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, the wisdom to know the difference... and the sense of humor when I don't know the difference."
--Joel Goodman adding to Reinhold Niebuhr