“Watch it! Jesus is watching you!”

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It happened one black night that had long hours of power failure. There was house whose residents were out of town. At a cunning sense of timing, a burglar broke in this quiet home. Upon entering, he heard a cryptic voice saying, "Watch it! Jesus is watching you!" The thief felt nervous but proceeded to bag the prized elegant silverware. Again he heard out of nowhere, "Watch it! Jesus is watching you!" Trembling, the robber rushed to the state of the art laptop computer. Upon looting the laptop, he heard another "Watch it! Jesus is watching you!" Even when his heart was pounding more and more, he decided to find out where that voice is coming from. With his handy flashlight, he searched and searched. Then, he found a clever parrot saying, "Watch it! Jesus is watching you!" The puzzled burglar asked, "Why are you telling me this?" The parrot replied, "I just wanted to warn you." He asked, "What's your name?" The parrot answered, "Moses." The thief wondered and said, "What fool would name a bird 'Moses'?"

You know what the parrot said?

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"The same fool who named the dog 'Jesus'." 

(Woof!)



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DL 
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"God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, the wisdom to know the difference... and the sense of humor when I don't know the difference."
--Joel Goodman adding to Reinhold Niebuhr