DL's Joke Writing Delight #8

How does Walt Disney print his name?

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With a D-sign. (design)



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"He who laughs last ... just didn't get the joke."

--Carroll Bryant

DL's Joke Writing Delight #7

What do you do in a party with a strictly Chuck Taylor shoes dress code?

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Have a Converse-ation. (conversation)



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DL

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"He who laughs last ... just didn't get the joke."

--Carroll Bryant

DL's Joke Writing Delight #6

What song do some Arabian leaders dance to?

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"Sheik, Rattle, and Roll" 
(shake)



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DL

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"He who laughs last ... just didn't get the joke."

--Carroll Bryant

DL's Joke Writing Delight #5

What's a stitched knee in Japan?

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It's a sewn-knee. (Sony)

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DL

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"He who laughs last ... just didn't get the joke."

--Carroll Bryant

DL's Joke Writing Delight #4

Which ruler was a famous pork eater obsessed with a pair of war machines? 

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Pharaoh Two-tank-ham-man (Tutankhamun)

Image courtesy of Stuart Miles / FreeDigitalPhotos.net  

                     

Image courtesy of KEKO64 / FreeDigitalPhotos.net

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[ wa-ha-ha... ]

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DL

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"He who laughs last ... just didn't get the joke."

--Carroll Bryant

DL's Joke Writing Delight #3

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Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger work for pest control?

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--Because he's an ex-Terminator.


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[ wa-ha-ha... ]

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DL

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"He who laughs last ... just didn't get the joke."
--Carroll Bryant

DL's Joke Writing Delight #2

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Why did Elmer Fudd bring a dictionary to the garden?

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--Because he wanted to impwoov on his weeding.



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[ wa-ha-ha... ]

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DL

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"He who laughs last ... just didn't get the joke."
--Carroll Bryant