DL's Joke Writing Delight #10

Why did the fool give a box of Tic Tacs to the cashier?

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Because he's sending his pay-mints.


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DL

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"He who laughs last ... just didn't get the joke."

--Carroll Bryant

DL's Joke Writing Delight #9

What fattens a teenager?

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Drinking too much Oval-teen. (Ovaltine)



:-) -> X-D

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DL

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"He who laughs last ... just didn't get the joke."

--Carroll Bryant

DL's Joke Writing Delight #8

How does Walt Disney print his name?

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With a D-sign. (design)



:-) -> X-D

[ wa-ha-ha... ]

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DL

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"He who laughs last ... just didn't get the joke."

--Carroll Bryant