DL's Joke Writing Delight #5

What's a stitched knee in Japan?

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It's a sewn-knee. (Sony)

:-) -> X-D

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DL

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"He who laughs last ... just didn't get the joke."

--Carroll Bryant

DL's Joke Writing Delight #4

Which ruler was a famous pork eater obsessed with a pair of war machines? 

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Pharaoh Two-tank-ham-man (Tutankhamun)

Image courtesy of Stuart Miles / FreeDigitalPhotos.net  

                     

Image courtesy of KEKO64 / FreeDigitalPhotos.net

:-) -> X-D

[ wa-ha-ha... ]

:-( -> :-| -> :-)

DL

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"He who laughs last ... just didn't get the joke."

--Carroll Bryant