DL's Joke Writing Delight #3

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Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger work for pest control?

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--Because he's an ex-Terminator.


:-) -> X-D

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DL

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"He who laughs last ... just didn't get the joke."
--Carroll Bryant

DL's Joke Writing Delight #2

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Why did Elmer Fudd bring a dictionary to the garden?

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--Because he wanted to impwoov on his weeding.



:-) -> X-D

[ wa-ha-ha... ]

:-( -> :-| -> :-)

DL

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"He who laughs last ... just didn't get the joke."
--Carroll Bryant