Wednesday, May 18, 2016

High Tech Grocery Store


Image courtesy of digitalart / FreeDigitalPhotos.net


A new super high tech grocery store recently opened in Orlando, Florida.

It has the standard automatic water misters to keep the produce fresh, but just before it mists, one hears the distant sound of thunder and the smell of fresh rain.


When one passes the dairy freezer, you hear cows mooing and experience the scent of freshly mowed hay.


Going in the meat department one can smell the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks and barbecue ribs. 


When you pass the fresh eggs case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of morning eggs and bacon.


In the bread department, a tantalizing smell of freshly baked bread and soft warm rolls.


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But I don't buy my toilet paper there anymore.


(eeeeeeeeeeeew!)



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DL
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"Take a tip from nature-- your ears are not made to shut, but your mouth is!" --John Mason (from the book "Fall Seven Times, Stand Up Eight: How to Succeed No Matter What")



Wednesday, May 4, 2016

The Star

illustrated by Dominique Liongson


Kung nakikita mo yung star,
(If you see that star,)

Sundan mo.
(Follow it.)


Hanapin mo kung saan ito nang galing. 

(Find where it is from.)

Kapag na hanap mo na yung star, 
(When you find that star.)

Huwag kang mag-wish... 

(Don't make a wish...)

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Caltex 'yun. 
(That's Caltex.)

(Ever seen the star of Caltex-- the Gas Station?)




:-( -> :-| -> :-)
DL
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"Take a tip from nature-- your ears are not made to shut, but your mouth is!" --John Mason (from the book "Fall Seven Times, Stand Up Eight: How to Succeed No Matter What")