Making $$$$

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Would you like to make $$$$ with your word processor? Word processors would be like MS Word, Apple Pages, Google Docs, etc. Are you ready? Scroll down to see the steps...

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1. Switch on your word processor.
2. Left mouse click the writing space of your monitor. 
3. Hold the Shift key, and press the 4 key four times.

Got it? Now you have the recipe to make as much $$$$ as you like. :-) 



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DL
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"Take a tip from nature-- your ears are not made to shut, but your mouth is!" --John Mason (from the book "Fall Seven Times, Stand Up Eight: How to Succeed No Matter What")

A Classic Clever Quiz

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What is more powerful than God?
What is more evil than the devil? 
The rich want it,
The poor have it,
And if you eat it, you will die.

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Give up? Scroll further down... 

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The answer is: Nothing. 
Nothing is more powerful than God. 
Nothing is more evil than the devil. 
The rich want Nothing. 
The poor have Nothing. 
And if you eat Nothing, you will die.

(Clever, huh?)

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DL
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"Take a tip from nature-- your ears are not made to shut, but your mouth is!" --John Mason (from the book "Fall Seven Times, Stand Up Eight: How to Succeed No Matter What")