Airline Funnies...

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When a 747 plane is about to crash to the ocean, this is what you might hear:

1)LUFTHANSA AIRLINES: "Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. To those who are capable of swimming, kindly proceed at wing A. And to those who cannot swim, kindly proceed at wing B. To those at wing A, please queue to the emergency door, and there will be a slide provided and you may swim away for safety. And for those at wing B, thank you for flying Lufthansa Airlines."

2)PHILIPPINE AIRLINES: "Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. In the Name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit. Our Father in Heaven..."

(Looks like they both don't have life jackets... so much for handling the situation on a wing and a prayer.) 



:-( -> :-| -> :-)
DL
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