Elephant and a Kangaroo

Image courtesy of anankkml / FreeDigitalPhotos.net

Image courtesy of Bill Longshaw / FreeDigitalPhotos.net

Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?

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A: Potholes all over Australia. (Blug! Blug! Blug!) 



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DL 
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“Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.”
--Charles M. Schulz

The Snail and the Birthday Girl

Image courtesy of Jonathan Fitch / FreeDigitalPhotos.net

It was Dee's birthday. Her doorbell rang. She approached the door and opened it. She looked and saw no one until she saw a snail on her doormat. The snail greeted, "Happy Birthday, Dee!" Dee felt strange. She thought she was losing her mind upon hearing a snail speak to her. Thinking she must be getting crazy, she kicked the snail...

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One year later, the doorbell rang. She opened the door and saw the snail that asked, "What did you do that for?"

(Amazing, it took one year for the snail to get back to the same spot. Nice try.) 



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DL 
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“Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.”
--Charles M. Schulz