Ming, Mitsu, and Manding...

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There was a grand competition in town. It was a very popular event that packed the stadium with thousands of spectators. Every seat ticket was sold out. It was a competition of the man with the most offsprings. 

First contestant was Ming and his children. Ming has fifty (50) children. The crowd applauded. 

The second contestant was Mitsu and his children. Mitsu has one hundred (100) children. The crowd applauded. 

The third contestant was Manding. He stepped forward alone...

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The crowd was silent. Then, all of them chanted, "Daddy, Daddy, Daddy..." 



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DL 
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“Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.”
--Charles M. Schulz

Mark, Maurice, Ming, and Mitsu...

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Mark, Maurice, Ming, and Mitsu went to a bar. They were served beer with flies. Mark too a big gulp and spat it all out. Maurice picked out the flies and drank the beer. Ming drained out the beer and ate the flies. 

Guess what Mitsu did...

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He picked out the flies, sold the beer to Maurice, and sold the flies to Ming.

(Eeew!!! Thanks for the joke, bro!) 



:-( -> :-| -> :-)
DL 
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“Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.”
--Charles M. Schulz