11th and 12th Commandments...

illustrated by Dominique Liongson

Many of you have heard of The Ten Commandments from Judaism and Christian Tradition. 

In fact, there was a movie about The Ten Commandments starring Charlton Heston. 

But not everyone has ever heard of the 11th and the 12th commandments. What are they?

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11th: You shall not get caught disobeying the commandments. 

12th: If you do get caught-- deny, deny, deny.

Gotcha!


Teeheehee! Have a fantabulous day! 



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DL 
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“Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.”
--Charles M. Schulz

A question on pets...

illustrated by Dominique Liongson

A man approached a 3-year-old girl, then asked, "So do you have puppies, kittens, or bunnies at home?"

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Seriously, the little girl answered, "No, but we have a fish in the freezer."

(But that's not a pet, honey.) 



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DL 
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“Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.”
--Charles M. Schulz