A Priest, a Policeman, and a Politician...

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A priest had his haircut done by a barber. After the barber was done, the priest asked, "How much do I owe you for this cut?" The barber replied, "No charge. Think of it as my contribution to your community." The priest thanked the barber and left the barber shop. The next day, the priest sent a dozen Bibles to the barber shop.

A policeman had his haircut done by the same barber. After the barber was done, the policeman asked, "How much do I owe you for this cut?" The barber replied, "No charge. Think of it as my contribution to your community." The policeman thanked the barber and left the barber shop. The next day, the policeman sent a dozen donuts to the barber shop.

A politician had his haircut done by the same barber. After the barber was done, the politician asked, "How much do I owe you for this cut?" The barber replied, "No charge. Think of it as my contribution to your community." The politician thanked the barber and left the shop...

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...The next day, the politician sent a dozen more politicians to the barber shop.

(What a cheeky politician...) 



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DL 
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