Wednesday, January 28, 2015

The Optimist...




illustrated by Dominique Liongson


The Optimist
Posted on July 21, 2008 08:19 by Brian Buffini

There’s a story of identical twins - one a hope-filled optimist who could see no wrong and the other a hopeless pessimist who believed the worst about every situation. The twins’ concerned parents decided to bring them to the local psychologist.

On examining the two boys, the psychologist suggested a plan to balance their personalities. "On their next birthday, put them in different rooms to open their gifts. Be sure the pessimist gets the best toys you can afford and the optimist gets a box of manure."

On the day of the twins’ birthday, the parents carefully followed the instructions and observed the results. As they peeked in on the pessimist, they could heard him loudly exclaiming, "I don't like the look of this computer... I'll bet this iPod will break... Timmy has a bigger toy car than this..."

Tiptoeing across the hall, the parents peered around the door to see the optimist twin throwing the manure up in the air and laughing excitedly:

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"You can't fool me! With this much manure, there's gotta be a pony here somewhere!"

So how are you looking at your circumstances? Are you complaining about what you have or don’t have? Are you willing to put up with some short-term discomfort for the pony on the other side? It’s your choice. I hope you make the right one.

It’s a good life!

Brian

http://www.buffiniandcompany.com/Blog/post/2008/07/The-Optimist.aspx

Thank you for sharing, Brian. 

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DL 
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“Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.”
--Charles M. Schulz



Wednesday, January 14, 2015

Room #6...


Image courtesy of Stoonn / FreeDigitalPhotos.net


Another busy day, there was a looooong queue upon the entry to Heaven. St. Peter questioned each entrant. He asked the first entrant of the day, "Religion?" 

And the first answered, "Buddhist." St. Peter instructed, "Please proceed to Room #9. When you pass Room #6, kindly be silent and tiptoe quietly," and then he
called the second entrant, "Next? ...Religion?" 

The second answered, "Muslim." St. Peter instructed, "Please proceed to Room #12. When you pass Room #6, kindly be silent and tiptoe quietly," and then he called the third entrant, "Next? ...Religion?" 

The third answered, "Judaism." Saint Peter instructed, "Please proceed to Room #15. When you pass Room #6, kindly be silent and tiptoe quietly." Puzzled, he asked, "Why must I be silent and tiptoe quietly upon passing by Room #6?" St. Peter replied...

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"There are Catholics in Room #6. They think they are the only ones who are saved." 



:-( -> :-| -> :-)
DL 
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“Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.”
--Charles M. Schulz