Funnies for Foodies

illustrated Dominique Liongson

Here is my collection of five alive Food Funnies passed on by word of mouths or funny reads...  


Q: What did the salad say to the chef?
A: "Don't look! Can't you see I'm dressing?"

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Q: What did BabyCorn say to MamaCorn?
A: "Where's PopCorn?"

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Q: Why is the pastry chef so cruel?
A: Because he beats the eggs and whips the cream.

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Q: How can you tell it's Ronald McDonald in a nudist beach?
A: He's the one with the sesame seed buns.

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Q: How many people does it take to make some chocolate chip cookies?
A: Twenty (20) people. One (1) to make the cookie dough and nineteen (19) idiots to peel the m&m's. 



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DL 
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"God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, the wisdom to know the difference... and the sense of humor when I don't know the difference."
--Joel Goodman adding to Reinhold Niebuhr