The Dog Looking for a Job

illustrated by Dominique Liongson

There was a dog passing by and found a sign that read...

"Help Wanted: Must type, Must be computer literate, and Must be bilingual. Equal opportunity employer inside."

The dog took the sign and brought it to the manager.

The manager said, "Look, I can't hire you. You're a dog." The dog pointed at the sign that said: 'Equal opportunity employer inside.' "Fair enough," said the manager, "can you type?" The dog approached the typewriter, typed, and produced a flawless letter. The manager asked, "Can you run a computer?" Upon operating the computer, the dog created a program and it ran perfectly.

"I admire your skills. But I can't hire you. You're a dog. The other qualification states you must be bilingual. That's what's said on the help wanted sign, see?" said the manager pointing at the sign.

You know what the dog said? 
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"Meow." 

(Bilingual = can speak Dog and Cat. hee-hee...)



:-( -> :-| -> :-)
DL
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"God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, the wisdom to know the difference... and the sense of humor when I don't know the difference."
--Joel Goodman adding to Reinhold Niebuhr